Wednesday, February 8, 2012
The Smelly Kid
A teacher in Newfoundland was suspended without pay this week for spraying one of her students with Febreze because he smelled like fish. BULLSHIT I SAY!
We all remember the smelly kid in class. Whether it was B.O, tuna, or some unidentified odour that had the entire class cringing. Why shouldn't teachers be able to spray you with Febreze? If it's an offensive odour (which fish most certainly is) then fuck.. spray away.
Classrooms should also be outfitted with hygiene products such as deodorant and toothpaste for when that same smelly asshole shows up without a shower.
Look, being that smelly kid is embarrassing. If you're reading this and you don't remember one, it was probably you. And that is not okay. If parents drop the ball and send their child out the door without proper bathing and a lunch that won't obviously offend the student body, it is up to teachers to take matters in to their own hands.
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LOL..I had a teacher in middle school Miss Daisy Philpot who walked around class with a can of air freshner until she found the stinky kid and then she doused their ass down..I must say I am sure it was embarrassing for the kids though.
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